I’ve raised my own kids thanks, and managed to avoid whitewashing over all the contentious shit this saccharine tribute to mass social media seems keen to avoid:

Google taught me to evade tax through creative use of offshore shell corporations

Tumblr taught me to take credit for the ideas of others

YouTube provided me with a forum for informed and insightful commentary on visual media

Vine catered to my massive attention span

DeviantArt taught me the difference between art and porn…

Need I go on?

(Source: rodack)

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